From the
https://www.newsshopper.co.uk By Pub Spy, 23rd February 2015.
PubSpy reviews The Earl Haig, Bexleyheath.
This pub is down a nice road in a nice part of Bexleyheath and looks all
very nice. A bit too nice if you know what I mean.
Inside it’s quite beige and very roomy, filled with loads of women. When
I went in, I craned my neck to find a male of the species and I think I
might’ve seen one cowering in a corner but I could have been wrong.
There was some kind of easy listening 60’s music trilling softly through
the building and everything was quite – you know – vanilla. The barman
wasn’t friendly nor unfriendly, more indifferent to my presence. But
then maybe he was just terrified by the masses of females who had him
cornered.
I ordered a grilled chicken with spicy sauce, which came with a small
helping of peas and chips. Or, it would’ve come with chips if I hadn’t
upgraded to lattice fries (Pubspy is nothing if not open-minded).
It seemed fancy-shaped potatoes were the only excitement for me that
weekday lunchtime and I set about my lunch with a quiet resignation.
“Who is that, weeping into his peas?”, they probably thought, before
realising, “Oh no, it’s ok, he’s just realised the pointlessness of his
own existence.”
Having said that, the meal was actually quite tasty for only a fiver and
the menu’s pretty extensive.
And then, the place began to fill up with lots of people, all around the
cavernous corridors. And the droves, of both sexes and all ages, seemed
at peace, perhaps because the atmosphere was so gentle and, dare I say
it: bland.
But then I thought, there’s something to be said for a place where
everybody can go and have a chat and a tasty, cheap meal. Sometimes life
doesn’t need needn’t be all drugs and rock n’roll - sometimes you just
want a quiet place to rest your bones and nod away to Andy Williams.
How it rated:
Decor *** Neutral tones, as though I was sitting in a catalogue.
Atmosphere ** Not a place for a wild time but a pleasant enough place to
catch up.
Drinks *** Good choice and reasonable.
Food *** Wide variety and cheap.
Staff *** Again, neutral but nice
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